Hot Dog and Bun Toaster with Tongs, Retro Style, Red - Electric Sausage Cooker for Chicken, Turkey, Veggie Links, Brats
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| Product Dimensions | 4.1 x 1.1 x 1.1 inches |
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| Item Weight | 1.41 ounces |
| Country of Origin | USA |
| Item model number | Mister |
| Manufacturer recommended age | 14 years and up |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Release date | December 1, 2019 |
| Manufacturer | Liquid Assets Novelties LLC |
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Gag Toys & Practical Jokes, gifts
Original price was: $19.95.$8.50Current price is: $8.50.
Bailey –
Well… I got food quicker so it was worth it. be careful of blow back as you will smell like raw sewage. Sprayed on some kids basket ball and he didn’t want it back. Sprayed my teachers desk and he thought they were putting fertilizer in the school, when I did this I accidentally stunk out the entire class room hallways (4 rooms stunk from 4 sprays in 1). Very effective for use in your local supermarket.
Robbo –
I purchased this to go along with a prank fart machine. My kids will not stop giggling. It’s been about two weeks and we are still in tears. This ramps it up to a whole new level… Now, the thing you have to know is that one pump is more than enough. It smells gawd awful and it sure does stick to whatever you spray it on. My recommendation is to go light even though you wanna go three pumps out of the gate; trust me I am the same. The best way I can describe this is ass-plosion. If you’ve ever been in proximity of someone who never washes, then you kind of get a taste of what this is. To put it in another way… If you were to spray this inside a car during a car trip… God help you… Your driver may go full grand theft auto. I give this product 1 million stars, but I also give it a terrible factor because of the smell…like 1 billion horrific brown stars.
Kay –
This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:
5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.
6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can’t afford to get caught on this one.
7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.
11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.
I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.
Imraj sk –
Great product and the smell too
Dancho –
I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it’s a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily.
Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall’s office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, “What the hell is that smell?” Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.
A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out “What the F@*% is happening?” She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.
Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.
Anonymous –
I love this stuff it sticks like hell but it’s hilarious to prank people with I sprayed it in my partners locker at school and he did it back so for a while when we would open our lockers it would stick up the whole hallway and everyone thought the school had a plumbing problem, it was that bad, when I first unscrewed the lid to smell it because I didn’t want to spray it yet it already stunk the whole house and I did t even spray it but if you like to prank your family sometimes I recommend this
⚠️Warning it may leak a little so if you spray it your hands may stink after touching the bottle⚠️